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no comment either...Lady would kick my butt
she kicked "butt" no pun intended...well..yes it was intended
<---sends Lady some tie-downs for her bot
I heard they figured out what food source causes married women to loose their sex drive -alias- wedding cake!
if I only had ops right now.../topic #night -Lady- I choked his chicken
ain't it a plus lid.... -lid- IM OBNOXIOUS ,HEHE
lids typed at least 50 words and no typos...you ok lid?
nice spelling
esssh...gotta blame it on lid
Amorette
none of mine ever up there, I not say anything clever.....but the rest of you say some weirdass stuff.
Ariana
wicky...i think it's HIS time of the month
* Ariana lost her notebook...... -Ariana- but i found it
do i count? -Fel- nope
"the get on your knees award!" -Rede- kneepad award?
jg said she would be my boyfriend -lid-fel is gonna get jealous, heheh
don't quote me -DeMan-(Ariana)don't quote me -Ariana-(DeMan)(Ariana)don't quote me -DeMan-LMKAO!
how much did he pay you for that comment?
* Ariana shows off her "+"
MrWrong has always been innocent, contrairy to popular belief
mo told me to tell lady that he bought some stuff for him and i at V.I.P...cause i told mo that lady said i wouldn't survive Thursday with mo
my head is light -Ariana-i'm sure he would make a comment about air head -MrWrong-its true ari, you are an airhead -Ariana-darn...lady we forgot to /clear
thats why i got tons of lady notes -Ariana- her is SMOOTH -DeMan-yeah her is -DeMan-kinda
i'm an honorary coonass -Ariana-don't forget to suck the crawfish heads
i not want to turn into a smurf like jokey -Ariana-i wanna be like princess lady -Ariana-so one day i'll be a queen and be called your highness
its the weekend i don't allow myself to think
mr is drunk...so i'm looking skinnier to him
what the hell was i gonna say??? -Ariana- hold a sec -Ariana- oh yeah i remember -Ariana- you are just like mine mom
I like vanilla right after eating crawfish...kills the taste
* AriBrat hides behind lady
i'm pinging like a pro
so lady i know you like it on top now
mrwrong has ping envy
* Ariana has been working on her beer run training
* Ariana is gonna pull a lady....the puppy has to pee
isnt' her expression precious night????
eraser working overtime again lady?
i was already to connect -lid- yea -Ariana- then the puter says -lid- lid did it, hehehe
lady you inspired me to keep a notebook...you are the reason i have one -lid- i saw how many pages of LADYS NOTES in her book, heheh
i can't speel either -Ariana- even acronyms -Ariana- hahaha spell
mr thinks i paid off mo to say i'm not truble
* Ariana is gonna pull a lady....the puppy has to pee
it's not im my notes....did i miss a class?
mr thinks i paid off mo to say i'm not truble
* Ariana controls her laughter..don't want mr to think he's funny
how do i prepare for mo jumping out of my cake? -lid- very carefully ari, hehe -Rede- empty the roon so the surprise is on him
i'm still here...if that counts for anything
you have to return to pick on lady
lady...sometimes elf has some good advice...beleive it or not!
round 2 ding ding
well its not below the waist...cause that pain might be me
That's why i invested in a lid decoder ring
The lovely, talented, enchanting, amazing and witty Ariana was born in 69!
i think you are having fun on my account
i'm a perfect smarta*s
*Ariana* * takes out her notebook
*Ariana* * gets out her lid decoder ring...its a good think it works with ladys typing too!
don't ever count on me getting up first
i don't want to tarnish my reputation
Bings
i love you both but i'm staying up all night folding clothes and cleaning my house for you
lid, you can come visit whenever you want!!! :_) lid, not tomorrow.... that would mean i would have to fold all these clothes i washed today
--------------------]'l,,,,,,,,,,,,,oooooooooooooooooooooiii'----- -Lady- Bings lsd?
what can i say... i'm easy
BUT I'M NOT CHEAP
but i am worth the price
ok, i fly... i be drunk when i get there, but what the hell
_-_-_-G-O you all try to type out this nick... it ain't easy this late at night
BluDragon
one of ya spell it right so's i know wtf ya talkin about!
do i need a gas mask pulse? -NoPulse- Until someone finds the ventilator switch.
Bovic
it all depends on the mood guys -bovic- sometimes i go do the garden at night
Bramby
after all this time still can't type
Bugsy
HEY!! I thought I was the brat!!!
^CaVeMaN^
I liked to crawl back into my brain
*^CaVeMaN^* and by time i come back someones gonna steal puter
no one here is old -^CaVeMaN^- lid and night and mo is gettin close to it though
hehe lady youre a god mother? -^CaVeMaN^- do you have any affilations with the mafia?
hey lady you can marry me now -^CaVeMaN^- dont let that little elderwolf steal yeah away :) -Lady- lol cavey on you need to grow up tho before i can
Cazzie
Please excuse me while I drool over the men of the channel
my mom thinks I am crazy, I have been sitting here laughing so hard
Cheapo
im not sayin nuffin, hehehe -Rede- since when cheapo
Cruise
* Cruise baps Lady -Lady- is that anything like whoop ass? -Cruise- no its kinda like... a bap but its plural
you don't see me Ari I'm spying on you -Ariana- did you get any good dirt on me? -Cruise- not yet! I'm still pying!
de-scramble yoselves -Cruise- I'm deshamed of you
I will have revenge -Lady- here lemme help save ya the time * Lady baps herself -Cruise- good gurl!
CyBear
it's not the size of your ping.. its how you handle it...
watch what you wish for!
:) damn I'm pingin' good! :)
DaMan
shit lady! i was fuggin well praying to it!
me and safe mode are intimate now
now i in trouble -DeMan-i got a smartass tech! hehehehee
DoomBunny
i guess i am addicted huh?
you peeple are silly, yep, not ME...you peeple, yep
DustyX
quit flooding me Elder :P -Elderwolf- shuddap dusty i ai'nt flooding you -Elderwolf- now go to sleep
Elder your just a wanna-be suck up
* dustyX watches the dust regrow and form a new head
Elderwolf
i've gone completely mad
i've lost all concept of time
ahhh, but you see lady... i have no reality
lady's the god, lid is a demi god
Elderwolf thinks jokey should get the suck up award now
for trying to get on the quotes page so bad -Rede- that's mine Elderwolf!!! -Elderwolf- i am the suck up master I challange thee for the title of suck up -Elderwolf- cause my innocence along with my suck up tactics bring a whole new meaning to suckign up -Rede- but Elderwolf, you just don't have my years of experience!
lady's missing it -Rede- she reads, Elderwolf
Ladygod has truly blessed you with her awesome powers to grant to you the highest rank in suck up society
if it wasn't for you we would all be dull -Rede- keep tryin -Elderwolf- then i am truly blessed to be your friend, i thank thee oh god of suck up -Rede- me too, Elderwolf -Elderwolf- i bow down upon your feet and kiss them ever so tenderly. i worship the dirt on the bottom of your heel -Rede- no dirt there, sorry -Elderwolf- well if there were it is to be worshiped
lid, think I could be a contendor in the battle of the Suck Ups? -lid- you can try elder
Lady, I am blessed in your presence
i bow before thee * Elderwolf worships the socks on lady's feet -Elderwolf- we are all very glad that you could make it this evening to make our lives that much more happier -Elderwolf- well if there were, they are to be worshipped because they have touched the feet of the woman who guides us all in harmony
i'm contending for the suck up award, I challanged Rede
oh jokey, we are all among friends here and we would find it to be as humourous as you do
oh lady has dropped down from the heavens to mengle with us common folk oh how blessed art thou shine thy glorious warm friendly light upon us
hehe if you used lid's maps you'd wind up in some place named Albeqwerky :)
ladygod can do as she likes
cya hot babe Lady i will with you in my dreams
LSD dictionary wont' help on this one
I'm gonna be the #1 with lines this week :)
just send a big crate with your return address big enough for a person and a computer
a woman defending her dirties is like a cornored animal
he just wants a mob of women to attack him
GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!! DOG PILE!!!!!!
My real body is a 100 pound model female
AHhh hell i'm tired of sucking up, for me it takes actual thought for you it comes natural i'm better at sucking up than you are but i have to try you have a default suck up mode
Smack myself again
* Elderwolf doesn't get confused, i get confusled
It's not Bacon, it's Beggin Strips
uncle night is more like scarey grandpa night with his false teeth he scares you with
* Elderwolf tries to get something added to his quotes on the night page :P
* Elderwolf hands jokeygirl the Unabridged LSD dictionary
i never get anything added to my quotes
my but is hanging over the chair
pin the genital on cartain
Mommie Lid, Unca Mo, Auntie Lady, Crazy AUntie Lilith, Scarey Uncle Night, Sister Mamawolf, Sister Jokey, Sister Ariana, Lover Pandorra, Refridgerator Serpenter, Radio Comet
* Elderwolf goes runs on the lady's floors -Lady- runs? as in da shits?
when i do get to sleep early it bugs hell out of me but lately i been awake..
Today i went to join night and i typed /join #lid and was wondering why no one was there
Elise
* Elise and her blender
EvilElf
THOSE WHO DRINK LIGHT BEER DON'T LIKE BEER... BUT THEY LIKE TO PEE ALOT! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE ASK LADY!
her has a drinkin problem..her not drink real beer..that is the problem!!!!!
usually that whack up the side of the head does it for me!
YOU EATIN THE WRONG END KEITH!!!!
FEL
just ask Lady...Fel in sleep deprivation is not pretty
if you'd have walked into that one any better, Lady, you'd have been wearing a dog collar and a leash
how is it that I'm not here that often, yet I'm like second on the quotes? -Lady-when you are here is what counts -lid-hell i wsnt here much the last week and im STILL ON TOP, HEHEH
* Fel thinks Lady has a thing
* Fel basks in the aura of Lady's adoration....and gets sunburned
but does she love me enough to help put me through college?
* Fel makes Lady put down the cut and paste and take a break
* Fel wonders if being "combobulated" means you know what the hell's going on
if it chops me again, I'll know it's Lady's night page doing it and not me
even when I'm here, I'm nothere
I can't help it! They leave themselves so open, I can't resist!
* Fel needs to get a REAL ass before he comments about his own
what? we have an ornery Rede? -lid- lady taught her well
don't let her fool you, Ari...Lady started it -Lady- I DID NOT -Fel- you did so -* Fel has the fake evidence to prove it -* Rede 's court is open to hear the case
oh, I forgot to tell you. I have this little EGO
* Fel staples Sassy to comet
* Fel wonders how long it will take lid to infect the new puter with LSD
lid is a 19/supermodel from France
* Fel sends Lady about 40 pages out of his logs...all of his own quotes of course. Fel IS vain, after all
* Fel comments for Ariana, knowing that his own comment would have been much funnier ;)
I need the Michilen Man Award -Fel- too much rubber inflated past its recommended pressure
* Fel goes back to his rocking chair and lamentations about the Good Old Days
I do NOT suffer from LSD!
my system is incorruptible by lid's spelling disorder!@
who says I didn't do it on purpose? ;)
you're supposed to be spontaneous and exciting -lid-im spontanious and excited about whoopin ass tonight, hehe
damn. I must work on my "adorable puppy" routine more. Drat and bebother -Fel-Wady!!!!!!!!!! -Fel-*flutter*
quote awards, eh? Well, I think I deserve the EGO award!
I never call it LSD -Fel- I always refer to it as liditis
it's a more acute version of LSD? -Fel- I have a lid defense mechanism
that was moderately unpleasant
* Fel stresses Lady with 20 query windows from different people
sounds like a major bathroom attack to me
making room in her spare bedroom for your ass?
no lid I have nobody to annoy
* Fel forgot to ignore comet....a mistake easily rectified
the day I make you have to change your drawers is the day I can claim victory
* Fel puts dusty back out with the trusty spiked bat *WHUMP* -dustyX- iss immune to spiked bats -dustyX- im immune to all physical attacks
* Fel pulls out the ATOMIC VACUUM CLEANER!
HHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -dustyX-that gives me more strength fel -Fel- beg for mercy! -dustyX-just adds more dust to me -Fel- not after I throw you in a swimming pool! then you'll be filter trap scum! -dustyX-i turn into mud that just gives me more strength -Fel- muddifies dusty and forms him into an ashtray -Fel- throws dusty into the kiln for a few hours, and he emerges as something with actual use -dustyX- turns back into dust
it's easy to look like god when compared to people like YOU ;)
that's part of the plan rile Lady, then leave it's part of my ongoing campaign against women ;)
nah, I'm actually an ugly fat guy, and this is one way to escape harsh reality ;)
you have breastages!
that's it! Prepare to be spanked with the leather whip, while wearing the fur-lined handcuffs!
* Fel is working on his ego...Elder obviously believes that my ego isn't large enough
I make others feel as special as I am. ;)
I don't suck up
* Fel will digest his feelings for you
you're about as shy as a Jehovah's Witness, lid
* Fel loves screwing things up
you don't understand how to beat the system, Elder
* Fel pushes elderwolf away: "get your own cute and huggable handler!
Lady wants your tang, Elder she wants to get into that blood groove she wants to live on the edge!@
a "tang" is a form of sword
* Fel abases himself before Lady
* Fel steals Lady's @
* Fel thinks Ariana is about to blow a head gasket
mission accomplished!
* Fel doesn't have an ego, Fel has a GOD COMPLEX
* Fel is using the negative affection approach to getting women
* Fel became an overweight elderly transvestite stripper over the Thanksgiving holiday.
you didn't strip off your clothes and do the Morroco Dance of Dark Delights when you saw me
* Fel burns for Lady -Fel- ouch! ouch! ouch! -Fel- * Fel would burn for lid, but then Donn would rearrange Fel's local geography
fuggedup
lady did it;)
guTTer
ummm, lol, 'favorite' and school dont go together
`HoenyBee
*** `HoneyBee has quit IRC (wooo hoo great ppl and a new home :)))
|}InXs{|
* |}InXs{| Some people say that everyone has a few skeletons in their closet. Not me.Well, not yet anyway. I mean, the bodies are still decomposing.
* |}InXs{| When you're drunk the floor is your best friend because it's always there for you.
* |}InXs{| If someone makes you angry, I think the thing to do is tie them down to the ground, cover them in honey, and then release a swarm of killer ants on them. That way, you can hit them over and over again and say, "Hey! I'm just trying to help!" and they can't get mad.
* |}InXs{| I entered the Failure of the Year competition and came in last. They gave me the trophy and then took it away.
* |}InXs{| If i had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be "Is he friendly?"'
Jennifer
that easter bunny is nothing compared to you mo:)
^Jester^
* knows better then ta think
probly went to get somethink to eat and passed out
grope is good -^Jester^- errrr grape is to
Jim_n_Ray
i am going to go thru life not knowing the diff between a fuggin huderite and a fuggin puppy!
JoePienso
Funny how a little ear infection can turn your five-month-old son into someone you don't even know anymore.
JokeyGirl
poop sigh....isn't that a fancy word for a fart?
Drawing mud is the correct term for a wet fart
* JokeyGirl sings to herself....Just me and my peeeerrrrvert...walkin down the avenue...
Respect my authoritay!
* JokeyGirl is up shit creek with her gf now -Lady- without a paddel or toilet paper too
and Elder is the ass-kisser Supreme
I'm not prejudice...I hate everyone equally
I aspire to make the quotes page
I need a full body bandaid please
heheh.....I try to print things all the time...too bad I don't own a printer
You touched mo's worm? -Ariana- clears her mind -mojoe- did more than touched it..she cleaned it for me
* JokeyGirl throws herself at Lady's mercy and begs fo'gibness
I have to pee now...and it's all yer fault -`Sassy- hey now I get the blame for everyone havin to gp -NoPulse- brb. -NoPulse- Just kidding.
Oh will you just go pee and be done
* JokeyGirl pounces on mojoe and rolls mojoe across the floor..woooohoooo!.....nothing like a little floorplay!!
I think Night's stone is fossil
Is dipshittedness a word?
aww...I have nothin on the quote page
Zuma gots LSD
Jonese
i am not sure cause Lid typed it for me..hehehe
i will be gentle
justfine
its like deja vu all over since yesterday
lady had a habit of dozin of fer no reason at all! -JokeyGirl- Narcoleptic Lady!
its mama and its the wolf thing -Elderwolf-no, it's mother's sadistic child -Elderwolf-sadistic = happy for sick reasons
what a sec..let me turn my monitor on edge
go to CT ..i trapped a f**kin rat that would take a cat for ride down the south side of the mississippi! wooo hooo!
lady.....its spelled h....u....b....b....y......... duh
tap tap....
Lady
my ex was a Jim -Rede-mine too, Lady!! -Phantom-unbelievable! -Phantom-MY ex was a jim too!
rede is psychic? -Rede-I knew u were gonna say that Lady
lmao specially if they had the looks of Lady and the attitude of Pumk Oh my scarey world
lmao tween led and fel #Night dont have a chance heheeeeee
we ask lid everything... -Lady- she can answer just about anything as long as its not how to spell something -lid- yea but lid dont know her ass from the whole in the ground sometimes, hehe
* Lady thinks Fel is soooooooooo bad he is great
* Lady wonders now if she scored any points with that one?
me too but say-lah-vey? -Phantom- uhhh...c'est la vie
* Lady sees how furious deman is -DeMan-sound card gameport turns the screen blue too now -Phantom-so furious he's seeing blue!
(rede taught me how to suck up)
together we tackle everything tht dont tackle us first
* Lady shakes her head wonderin if anyone else pictured a Knat flashin his wee lil trenchcoaat
lid kicked ass tonight -Lady- another plus her own... was a guy here called butt
when the X dont get here the foot does
I choked his chicken
anything new on your end bovic -bovic- look at those BUNS!:)
am I whatcha call a good bitch?
even if you do rock my boat -Fel- I'll capsize it yet
this worlds not ready for more then one of me
not if you was takin notes from lid you wont find the correct spellin
lol ari how much ya gonna pay me here?
ari only said nice things it was her evil twin that said the bad
fetis for fur?
lol I see you was enveloped heheh ever thought of being boxed? LMAO -lid- she dont miss anything, hehee
* Lady thinks jg goes more then she comes!!!!
I know how she thinks lid taught her too -lid- what ya mean lid, hehe
To my bathroom its 11 steps comin back and like 3 steps goin to
you spell it your way and I spell it the way lid taought me
no she thinks to much and keeps me awake keeps my brain active -lid- and then you get in trouble, hehe
remember as long as I blame you you know Im not thinkin of anyone else
gotta blame someone might as well be my best friend LOL
Im watchin to see who takes my hero stats away :)
who has to leave I sleep here like zuma does
* `Lady is shy and da woman of not many words huh
even little has to put it some where
heh I not even spell ass fight
NOT ThAT sausage
* Lady gets all flustered and cant type
not look at me I am always innocent
ssoo aarriiaannaa hhooww wwaass tthhee ppaarrttyy?? Yyaa sseeeeiinn ddbbll yyeett?
I call that X lids other disease hehehee
be careful of that X disease
you get even and while u do that I GET BETTER!
I can remember when ari first came in here she was so quiet and so reserved... and now! :)
* Lady worries about ari... I think they have corupted ya girl
he tried to explain it but I only pretended to understand
Ooh Night another thing about this furby heheheeee IT FARTS and then says Ewwwwww and giggles like craxy! Reminds me of you so much! hehehheeeeeee
heh night its ok she THINKS she was special I KNOW I am! So heheheeee -Night- lol lady you IS
Ledfoot
someone being ass backwards.. LOL
I am forsure slow but that the norm here
u have to have something with nuts
Lexpanda
oh, no ari hoged the computer!!
lid
can i take the icq test, ehehe -lid- are you takin the iq test
i say you no have to shit for a week she scared it out of you, hehe
not tonight he has a headache, hehe
i give him more than a headache and it wont please him, hehe
hes sleepin -Lady-heh ice cubes in bed always seem to open their eyes
im in a man bashing mood but being fel is above man he not have to worry, hehehe
dam i cannt hush for nothing tonight, ehe
lucky i didnt type it for ya, hehe
Quit: Life without friendship is like a day without sunshine!!!!)
*** lid has quit IRC (Quit: Its spring time so get your ass outside and enjoy it:)) -Lady-but she not realize when they get their ass outside that they cant be here to chat also
my mom always said it would be a cold day in june before i got to do some things, NOW I CAN DO EM, HEHE
its called HURRICANE LID -Fel-that's no hurricane -Fel-that's a cosmic disaster in action
we have some great conversations with ourselves, hehe
we not nik phantome is driving us nuts, hehehe
im the oldie, hehe -Ariana- i agree lid
hell yea lady taught me to be nosey well,lmaooooooo
when hes 40 trade him for two 20s
oh oh i forgot about comet,lmaooooooooooo
dam tattle tale he is, hehe
THE NIGHT FAMILY IS HAVING A BIG MAC ATTACK IN ST.LOUIS
Topic is 'Tonight is the night for all oRnery people to come out:) HURRY UP LADY'
im being shy -lid- cannt be me
its ok oper we dont mind the spellin heree, hehehe
all mine look like horse pills so i no take,heheh -Rede- next time go to the doc..not the vet
someone is in deep shit,hehehe
lid left irc: Quit: I wouldnt get lost if Lady had the right maps, lmaooo:)
you know us we can decifer any spelling, heheh -alias- I pulled a lid
when lady does it she does it well
i wanted to kick night but hit my own nick, eheh
he made one mistake, hehehe -alias- joined the channel?
hell we not that stabel either, hehe
is that like tell me what it waslike in the mronign, hehe
mo is lokin for a whoopin, hehe
spell check my ass, hehe
i cannt spell either -lid- siht
you keep gettin me in trouble quit thinkin
top of my class, hehe -Ariana- you need a star on your forehead now lid
just do /clear and she not see k
i say spell it like it sounds, hehe
ladys goin pe, heheh -lid- again -JokeyGirl- She's pullin herself
she keeps askin em HOW THE PUCK THEY DOIN, HEHE
she has eyes behind serpenters head, lmaoooooo
lady is my hero but dont tell her i said that k, heheheh
he cannt vix, that like trying to keep lady quiet, hehe
least i can teach one thing really good besides speelin, heheh
donn say MO SENT YOU HIS WHAT, LMAOOOOOO
lady i can see what shes gonna right in her book about you now, hehehe
when she runs into the wall and says how did that get there then ya know shes kinda drunk, eheh
i have always been a suck up, hehe
*** lid has quit IRC (Quit: Quit: Quit: Quit: Whats this about a ZIPPER, HEHEHEH:))
oh wait excues the spellin lady taught me that, heheh its easier to blmae lady when shes not here, hehehe
teach me to type /quit in the dam bot,lmaooooooo
yea but i got pucker power under my SHELL, HEHEHE
we give his ass a few beers i win hands down, he will be pissin in a cup and i pass him by, heheh
lady what you doin to him,lmaoooooooo
am i laggin or are yall just ignoring me, hehehe
i was brave that day ok,hehehe
how did we get to have to lookin after night and lady, hehe -lid- we must be brave, hehe -mojoe- i dunno lid..awesome responsibility tho
lady is causein trouble ari, hehe
i am safer when i dont think,hehehe
you should see me put things together, i have extra screws left
its ok liz nothings changed i still cant spell and lady is still NUTS, LMAOOOOOO -lid- and mo and night are still easy and sleezy, hehe
"kiss me sloppy lips im thirsty" lmaoooooo
well im nosey so is lady but shes shy, hehe
its in your book under LADY TAUGHT ME THIS, HEHE
lid has really screwed up the spellin here, i cannt even read it, hehe
lid spells kinda like her accent, hehe
-lilshit- i hiding ya think they recognize me as this
lid gives ari her dictionary she dont use, hehe
lid left irc: how come i cannt see my own quit msg, hehehe:)
#Night has a spelling all it own to, hehe
*** lid has quit IRC (oh shit, im almost Night and Mo's age, hehehe!!!)
its like EF Hutton talking, hehehe, everyone shuts up, hehe
shit if i know wicked i didnt spell it, hehe
i need to make a spelling channel, lmaooooooo
hell colors dont stop me from playin, hehe i have fun in black and white, hehe
HELL IM THE ONLY ONE SPELLING GOOD
there is no fixing lids puter, hehe
i wont mess up spell check ok, hehe
im watching my spelling, hehe
lid will no longer be a mispelling typing figure to him, heheh
YOU MISPELLED HE
im next in line for the blame, hehe
DONT CLICK ON THE RIGHT CORNER X OK MYST, HEHE
lady must hav taught her that, hehe
you whoooooooooooooooooo -lid- are yall hidding -lid- WELL COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YALL ARE, HEHE
who taught you how to spell, heheh
blame the coon ass, hehe
lil-deb
kids found me earilier snoring away in the recliner -lil-deb- son saud "geez mom you loud"
how old is old? -MrWrong- ask lady, she'll tell ya
im online the ohter phone is on cradle i cant find puter phone
mouth is kinda slow
wicked and i went to haunted house tonight with jester and zack ...(my son 7 yrs old started to chicken out so he went back to the car with daddy) and wicked and i filled our depends garements!!!
LiLiTh
hehee lady's cookie still hasnt crumbled heheheheeheheh
ari throw it down to him so he can climb up and visit you in your tower of love
lady you sing boom boom boom pumkie take me to your room?
lady like to talk to lid when your doin it -Pumkinhed- that what ya told me
lizzard
lizzard <--------------reallllllllll bad!!!!!!!
ya'll quit!!!!!!! my mouth is killing me!!!!!!
LoupGarou
don't you people realize that lid HAS A LIFE?????
MamaWolf
Elder can't tell time, I have learned that
I have to put it in coonass language
Normal? There is such a thing? -Fel- normal will not be found in this channel, that's for sure
Had the female's jaws taped up so she couldn't bite him
Memblin
it won't go away...oh there it went
My heads a bit jumbled up at the moment plz try back in the morning..hehehe
I'm still tryn too find somebody too blame it on....but there is no one..
I'm tired of thinking
molson
got to clit the rihgt spot
Mojoe
bings..i forget sometimes..you taught me all this!!! -mojoe- can't get one over on you -Bings- but i didn't teach you EVERYTHING you know :-)
lid..it's so easy for you to have admirers cuz ppl don't know you like I DO!
lady..use a bigger eraser next time
lady's ass is just right
i told her tht the Lady from Kansas needed 2...one for her..and one for her beer!!
* mojoe is so misunderstood!!!
it was all lid's fault!
you expect me to die wiff you?
lady.....i need a special dispensation from death
Night taught me -Ariana- Lady taught me
*** mojoe changes topic to ' Lady is my HERO!!'
how many ducks have to die to make a roll of tape?????????
It's a dog-eat-dog world...and I'm a Milkbone!
how do you spell Lady?
James dear...im gonna PUKE!
* mojoe writes dirty things in ariana's notebook
when i grow up..i wanna be just like YOU
^morgan^
bloody hell
MrWrong
* MrWrong is thinking lilith is pinghappy
They all perverted tonite Bear
* MrWrong has a cure
* MrWrong didn't know shit was good
I'm in the mood not to think
nahh, I'm innocent
* MrWrong is innocent -Lady-lmao Mr that makes two of us that are innocent
* MrWrong is innocent, ask the judge and jury
not tonite honey, I gotta headache
what can we say, lady's ass scared everybody else away
*** MrWrong has quit IRC (Quit: Quit: 9 out of 10 men who have tried camels prefer women)
Sushi: known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'
One good turn gets all the blankets
Anything good is either illegal, immoral or fattening
nanette
* nanette picks up her toys...........................
some ppl are going to leave a mark on this world, while you will just leave a stain.
*** nanette has quit IRC (If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.)
*** nanette has quit IRC (A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose)
the more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
for Christmas i asked santa for his list of naughty boys
earn cash in yer spare time...blackmail friends...
NewBot
LSD = Lid Spelling Disorder (See TYPO) (In fact, see lots of them)
Night
* Night gives Lady a great big wet ol smacker on da....you know
i got pics comin outta mine ass!!!!!
lady thinks her is lid!!!!!
wanna make some money honey? -Night- BET ON DA NIGHT GUY!
*** Night changes topic to 'LID IS A DREAMER'
it never stopped ya before -lid- thought it was lady is always right, hehe -Night- i never said her was ALWAYS right but this time her is
brb..i gotta go pull a Lady ;) (for all newbies, that means I GOING PEE PEE)
is it called italian leather cuz the sheeps are raised in italy?
lady is as bad as i am!!!!!!!!!
* Night notices ari's pencil gittin dull...and rushes to sharpen more for her
well you know who is always right,right? -Lady- you night? -Night- yes,lady,me -Night- one time i thought i was wrong but i wasn't...so technically i was eh?
i ask everyone fer their pic!
maybe i am not lagging but ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE!
what is wrong wiff this?????? mine nick changer is stuck!
lookit...you keep lady outta this, her is innocent
i am beer blind
her gonna git a spankie
mine virgine mind eh?
you will like or hate
Night <----angel
LADY <----brat
i will git even oh lady of the #Night
WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WIFF IT????
lady is as bad as i am!!!!!!!!!
Nooney
wow a guy that likes bacon,beatins,and drunkkens what else is left?
NoPulse
Hah! I see an entry for JG coming!
So it's sorta like a grocery net to keep thing from sloshing around, then!
* NoPulse getting ready for cleaning duty.
Te cuidas bien.
* NoPulse contemplates death by suffocation. Does not like!
* NoPulse waves his arm around while other arm pinches nose.
Hmmm. Maybe lid needs medication, not me.
I think I'll be 2 today. I can babble and fart all night.
kachoo goo gah bi burp.
"Everyone entering will get butt checked."
Obie_
comet is a manic depressive.. :)
ohhh got liditus again huh???
awww come on Fel.. yer like the little lepracaughn I never had.."
Ya just gota love coming into SOME conversations at JUST the right momment
Pandora
the only stability in life is the fact it has so many ups and downs
warning all nickchangers...serp WILL ban you for nickflooding...i speak from experience
Paramour
* Paramour wonders what lady did to make this pick on lady night
Phantom
lid...nowadays, we call it "horny"
hey...ya know there's another thing causing you problems -DeMan-is it LADY,ben? hehehehe
cuz you surely can't fuck anything else up -DeMan-wanna bet? -Phantom-ok, maybe you can
but what good is yer puter if you can't play hockey??
but lady... you were typing like that before you left hehehehe
my philosophy is "stick with what works"
have you tried an exorcism?
fear not...everybody still thinks yer nuts
from 1904 to 1965, approximately 175,250 whales were killed and
processed at south georgia island -Lady-* `Lady thinks phantom is usin his brain to much right now -Phantom- that's a lot of damn whales considering the average human uses only 10% of his brain capacity, i don't think any of us are really pushing our capacity to think
canadians have hockey, americans have email -DeMan-Kansas is the only place on the planet wiffout a hockey team
macon whoopie is a hockey team in a town near here
i fergot i have to like...buy tickets and stuff
how's phantom? hang on...lemme ask
hasta la pizza, baby
comet never has a bad day
nah, i just fulla shit -Phantom- you should know that by now
Touch me lucky charms, i'll blow yer fuckin head off! -lid- he graduates and thinks he a fuckin lepercan killer,lmaooooooooo
you like glenda...good bitch of the north :)
well shit...i guess if i had spelled it right it would have been easier to find
hasta la nimrod -lid- vista la himroid, hehehe -JokeyGirl- hemmeroids?
* Phantom drank six hurricanes once, i also had a couple of 32 oz. daiquiris -lid- same night to, lmaoooooooo -lid- they was cute, hehe -lid- and kinda drunk, ehehe -Phantom- i don't remember a lot of that night
i hope the law shows up when i get married and smacks me around and knocks some sense into me
what the hell is yeggin?
what the hell is a hunderite?
now...is that between the two halves of a single ass or between multiple asses?
am i the only person who thinks that the sound an alarm clock makes at 7:00 in the morning eminates directly from hell?
how come nobody told me i'm fuggin weird? -lid- ph, YOU FUGGIN WIERD
can't read and uhhh...read a tthe sema time
I had a memorable thought, but I forgot what it was.
of course...quiet to me means less than 20 ppl
what am i, a mind-reader? could be useful when asking women out hehehe
* Phantom wonders what it would smell like on a diet of roses
* Phantom waxes his bikini line -Phantom- uh...not that i wear a bikini...
nothing scares me
the alkyhol is starting to hit me now
PsyChe
"important safty tip..................never do a whois on chanserv"
Pumkinhed
so lady can talk to lid at the same time!!!!!! dammit -Pumkinhed- damn woman
lady... i not want OURS they brats i want mine own
Rede
...is away looking up brb to see if lid spelled it right.
Lady can spell it any way she wants!
* Rede is back! Hold the applause, please!
* Rede is so excited I gotta go pee!
can somebody help me? -Rede- type for me will ya?
I shoulda left the screen saver on
* Rede wonders....if Lady is ornery, what the hell does that make lid?
Honest mistake Lady!!!! -Rede- no excuse for lid
now I am worried...he spelled Tupperware correctly
* Rede knows that da LADY made fine choices for her wonderful quote page!
that's why she is Lady Superior -lid- no thats Mother superior, hehe
my map has everything spelled right so yu couldn't read it anyway -lid-rede im NOT readin it LADY IS, HEHE -lid- THATS WY WE LOST, HEHE
*** Rede has quit IRC (Quit: Favorite song: MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS.....(June 99))
oh, sorry. was sorta busy. Trying to help this guy see the night page..you know, the one that the LadyGod did. -Elderwolf- no, that's GodLady and it's not a page, it's a monument -Rede- oh, no! Lady is first
that is my story and I am sticking to it
and my mind is too slow here..good night all and WonderLady
oh, mo! we went together and I didnt even know it
HELLO WONDEROUS LADY OF THE NIGHT! I NOW BOW DOWN AND CHANGE MY NICK TO A LESSER LEVEL.
Lady is a thinker-getter-in-troubler too?
* Rede is back! Yeah! It's official! I won the suckup award!!!! -lid- AND YOU DESERVE IT TO, HEHE -Rede- lol..that was so funny seeing that on the night page!!! -Rede- and thank u to Her Eminence!!
I gonna pee my pants! GGP! -`Lady- so shes goes and plays a Lady now
* Rede has several notebooks..she calls them Lady Journal, Ari Journal, Lid Jornal, etc
Lady is TOP of the world!
will there be an ultimate suckup award, lady? hehehe
have to go..nite all! Luv ya and have a good night. See ya soon DIVINE LADY MOTHER WIT!!!!
brb..gone to sharpen suckup skills
beety must be a wonderful person if like Lady
* Rede marks 4 stars by ari's name in journal
5 stars for lady
good night good people and almighty lady god!
Lady has a special icon...{Quickwit}
* Rede has been good girl tonight.
* Rede is worn out from torturing Zuma.
nite Lady, o' GREAT ONE
*** Rede has quit IRC (forever loyal...or I can be a real bitch...forever loyal...)
RUBiX
why bother waxing your bikini area.. get a bigger bikini.. problem solved
SantaKlas
him says you been bad this year lid..
`Sassy
that seems to be the only time he wants to travel is at night -Rede-awww..a mascot! -Rede- a mouse..how appropriate
* `Sassy says call me superglue, I bond in less then two days
IM DA MASTER -* MrWrong- is the Mr
uh oh I think behavin has done lid under -`Sassy- shes to quiet
* `Sassy STILL wonders what the hell a hickie poo is.....
Shay
uh oh -Shay-- there goes my innocence:D -Fel- innocence? Such a thing does not exist in here ;)
Sir_J
yeah right... they had better not found a life without me... I want a life too.
Tasha
wow.. its is not every day you are called a good bitch eh Lady??? lol
lady's ass?? sound like a good topic don't ya think?? lol
ohhhhhhhh man was it cold sleddin today... even the rum did not warm me up....:( even tho I tried real hard!! lol
geee Lady.. is Kansa flooded now after using you going peeeeee.. lol
she make me sleep in the alligator pits.. hehe
hey Lady... you wanna sit back with me and watch the turtle and the hare race?? lol
I am wise NOT too say I would think!! lol
you One smart cookie lid.. :)
just tap me every once in awhile to keep me awake k?? lol
mo??? wanna lick my paw??
;,app -Tasha- whoops -Tasha- fingers on the wrong home keys..lmaoo
Tigger
you people are strange -you made me that way
lid= Da`Queen of typos? -Tasha- lol isn't that the way they teach you to spell?? :)
"even heathers coffee would be welcome, heheh"
Twiner
Serpenter, im a a psycotic lazy sob with a murderous rampage about to break loose having me kill millions of people and using everything in my power to destroy the world as we know it?
* Twiner feels his life is in danger -Lady- around here the only danger is catching lsd LMAO -Lady- lids spelling disease
Twiner = A toxicly dangerous person with strange ideas
ugglee
BBBAAAACCCOONN,i love bacon
^VooDoo
i feel like the statue of liberty with a penis
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nipple wrestling........the world's slowest sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicked1
love is a burning flame
I think I got a hold of lid's keyboard
*** wicky has quit IRC (when men talk sex to women, its sexual harassment but when women talk sex to men, its per minute)
*** wicky has quit IRC (Quit: Quit: Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.)
*** Wicked1 has quit IRC (Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them)
*** Wicked1 has quit IRC (Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car)
*** Wicked1 has quit IRC (Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself)
hehehe #Night has a language of its own
Jello is just excited kool-aid¤
the only thing Im consistent about is being inconsistent
Zuma
Night gives it to da Lady!!
heheheeeee if I could change the topic.............
*shoots Lady with his rubber band gun
THE PROCESSER DID IT
did I ever tell ya ppl that you is da best?
you ppl are really CRAZY!!
I wonder sometimes about you mental health!!!! lol
swis? -Zuma- Lid & LAdy are startin to set in
IM NOT DRUNKIN
Lady this will require SCOLLING
Lady, a brat? I can hardly believe it
Topics which has been set for the #Night
*** Lady changes topic to "Theres all kinds of nets... internet, fishnet, but the best net is Newnet¤"
*** lid changes topic to "If you need your spirits lifted, we know someone who drives a Fork Lift:)¤"
*** lid changes topic to "What would we do without Lady, Well on the other hand what do we do with Lady, lmaoooooooooo¤"
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